
The Memoirs of Magbus of the Most Noble House of Rammstein.
Lord of Rothstein Pass, Protector of the Northern Passage and Jarl of Karnigshof.
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Book VII. Chapter XXVI
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31.187 Continued.
Personal transcript of sensorium conversion, logged 31.187.
#THAUMATURGICAL SCRAMBLER INITIATED#
#SOVEREIGN ENCRYPTION CODE INITIATED: A12123#
Users identified: Channel cleared for conversation.
User nr 0056-435R: MAJESTIC (1831) – Code in...
User nr 0178-101R: SLIPSTREAM (1832) – ******* ** ***** *********** ****
User nr 0056-435R: MAJESTIC (1832) – What do you mean?
User nr 0178-101R: SLIPSTREAM (1834) – There is no other alternative left to us if we insist on promoting Belunda. We shall have to compromise our position with regards to Sprunch.
User nr 0056-435R: MAJESTIC (1836) – Surely its not that bad? Can't Levin simply be bought?
User nr 0178-101R: SLIPSTREAM (1837) – Of course, but it wouldn't matter, the time frame is too tight now. Short of destroying Fanny's honour, there is no way to confront the impetus of Krungen's suit.
User nr 0056-435R: MAJESTIC (1840) – And why can't we do that?
User nr 0178-101R: SLIPSTREAM (1841) – Well, we can if its your decision, but I advise against it as I have in the past. Krungen is far too wealthy to confront directly.
User nr 0056-435R: MAJESTIC (1842) – Of course, but a subtle hint...?
User nr 0178-101R: SLIPSTREAM (1845) – Would have little effect now. It would automatically be assumed we were behind it, in fact if anything untoward should happen to Fanny, we would be seen as responsible.
User nr 0056-435R: MAJESTIC (1845) – Who would dare think ill of me?
User nr 0178-101R: SLIPSTREAM (1849) – Krungen.
User nr 0056-435R: MAJESTIC (1850) – What will Alvin's marriage cost us?
User nr 0178-101R: SLIPSTREAM (1851) – Surprisingly little really. There is the question of the unpaid dowry of course, but the advantage would rest on us. They won't expect you to flaunt tradition in this way and by doing so, you will of course put us in an excellent position to launch a counter claim against Sprunch, though I doubt we will be able to convince the court that he owes us a dowry once Alvin has already signed the marriage contract.
User nr 0056-435R: MAJESTIC (1854) – What if the signiture isn't legally binding...?
User nr 0178-101R: SLIPSTREAM (1855) – A forged marriage? It might work...
User nr 0056-435R: MAJESTIC (1856) - It would buy us time to get Belunda into place. Alvin doesn't necessarily have to know, in fact, it would be best if he didn't.
User nr 0178-101R: SLIPSTREAM (1857) – Sprunch would want to see the contract. Rendering it null without making it obvious would be very difficult.
User nr 0056-435R: MAJESTIC (1858) – We shall hire Lenz-Zvi and pay her well.
User nr 0178-101R: SLIPSTREAM (1859) – Alvin will be disapointed when he discovers his marriage is a sham... He could sue us for fraud.
User nr 0056-435R: MAJESTIC (1901) – Could he win?
User nr 0178-101R: SLIPSTREAM (1903) – Possibly. It would depend on which court he used
User nr 0056-435R: MAJESTIC (1903) – Do you really think he would?
User nr 0178-101R: SLIPSTREAM (1904) – I would.
User nr 0056-435R: MAJESTIC (1905) – You would? You'd sue me?
User nr 0178-101R: SLIPSTREAM (1905) – Of course
User nr 0056-435R: MAJESTIC (1906) – I suppose your right. We'll just have to make sure he doesn't understand what we've done.
User nr 0178-101R: SLIPSTREAM (1907) – It in his own best interests?
User nr 0056-435R: MAJESTIC (1907) – It is in the interests of the house of Rammstein which is the same thing!
User nr 0178-101R: SLIPSTREAM (1908) – Of course...
User nr 0056-435R: MAJESTIC (1908) – Here is what we'll do. Make a contract that purports to marry Alvin and Gunnturun, but is in effect, not legally binding due to some past discretion... like the time Barribus got Alvin to steal some apples. Alvin will sign the contract thinking he is getting married, we'll publish the news on the Sensorium. Sprunch, Krungen and Levin will assume they've been side stepped and we can launch a counter claim against Sprunch for the missing dowry. Later, the fact that Alvin has a criminal record will automatically nulify the marriage.
User nr 0178-101R: SLIPSTREAM (1912) – Is there actually any record of this apple theft?
User nr 0056-435R: MAJESTIC (1912) – Yes, and I know where its kept.
User nr 0178-101R: SLIPSTREAM (1913) – I don't rightly know... invalidating a marriage contract over an ancient case of stolen apples is highly immoderate.... how old was Alvin when he stole these apples?
User nr 0056-435R: MAJESTIC (1914) - Seven
User nr 0178-101R: SLIPSTREAM (1914) – Seven?
User nr 0056-435R: MAJESTIC (1914) – Yes.
User nr 0178-101R: SLIPSTREAM (1915) – It won't work. He was below the legal age of responsibility.
User nr 0056-435R: MAJESTIC (1916) – In Blauendal, yes, but not in Jungstadt, and thats where the theft occured.
User nr 0178-101R: SLIPSTREAM (1917) – Jungstadt isn't covered by Blauendal law. The age of responsibility still applies.
User nr 0056-435R: MAJESTIC (1918) – Drat! Is there no other way to scupper the marriage?
User nr 0178-101R: SLIPSTREAM (1919) – Probably, but is this really necessary? Its far more elegant to let Alvin marry Guinnturun and disarm Sprunch.
User nr 0056-435R: MAJESTIC (1920) – Elegant?
User nr 0178-101R: SLIPSTREAM (1920) – From a legal point of view.
User nr 0056-435R: MAJESTIC (1921) – Oh, I see.
User nr 0178-101R: SLIPSTREAM (1921) – Your current position is exactly what Krungen is counting on. I advise you to defy him and act against your instincts
User nr 0056-435R: MAJESTIC (1923) – The last time you advised me to act against my instincts, sixteen humans died.
User nr 0178-101R: SLIPSTREAM (1923) – So?
User nr 0056-435R: MAJESTIC (1924) – So we also lost our cargo of tea, which if memory serves me, was valued at forty seven thousand, two hundred and fifty two SP
User nr 0178-101R: SLIPSTREAM (1925) – That was twenty seven years ago, and any way we had insurance and we sued the families of the caravan guards too. In the end we actually made a modest profit.
User nr 0056-435R: MAJESTIC (1931) – It's not an easy decision to make. Are you certain there is no way to arrange a faulty marriage?
User nr 0178-101R: SLIPSTREAM (1931) – I am certain it can't be done in the time we have left.
User nr 0056-435R: MAJESTIC (1936) – Truly?
User nr 0178-101R: SLIPSTREAM (1936) – Truly.
User nr 0056-435R: MAJESTIC (1941) – Very well then. Draw up the contract and send it to Alvin, but it had better be worth it!
#SECURE COMMUNICATION TERMINATED#
We are faced with a rotten state of affairs. If Alvin marries Gunnturun, I say if as if there were actually any hope that common sense might prevail but I know in my heart that Alvin is a carefree fellow who will throw caution to the wind and allow his base desires to over ride all sense of propriety and decorum. When Alvin marries Gunnturun he will be signing away any chance of a dowry and must take her as she is, a penniless maiden with no prosepct of acquiring any means of her own, nor wealth from an inheritence. I say maiden, but who knows whether or not she is a virgin still? Naturally I had Majorita and Mordechai administer a test when she first came to Debar'kaal but much can have happened in the mean time. Alvin seems quite happy to take her word for it, without even asking her to swear upon the matter. Such a thing would never have happened in my day.
I shall have to announce the marriage too though how one announces such a blot on ones honour as if it were something to celebrate I cannot fathom. I think I shall ask Vanndal to do the thing. Its about time he pulled his weight aroud here.
Rimbault's field report Nr 8 (att. 1 file).
I stayed at Camp Sausage to watch whilst the others suffered a counter attack from the Scorpion people. Say thank you to Majorita for the pork pies, they were most excellent.
Baron Edar acted very strange. A swarm of smaller scorpion creatures, maybe off spring, launched a slow moving second wave attack, and the poor human took it upon himself to charge forwards and get engulfed in a toxic vapor cloud of unknown properties. Despite his helmet filters, this gas intoxicated him fairly rapidly, though not lethally. He became unsteady on his feet and appeared to be slightly intoxicated. Dark Fyre took samples, but I think a full chemowar under-suit ought to be more than enough.
I called in an airstrike as things appeared to be getting out of hand. Valkyra arrived within half an hour or so and made a single pass over the valley, deploying six jellied incendiary bombs.
The others are returning, with samples.
Attached Observation Report by Commander Jazpar Ostenlauber.
Valkyra to fire controller.
Oh it's you Rimbault, what are you up to?
Yes.
Yes?
Well, you still owe us for the last game, but certainly. If you think you'll have better luck next time.. beginning our approach now, you might want to tell your people to take cover.
Oh yes, nice spread.
Target acquired, looks like a good kill. No sign of any counter attack yet.
Like what?
We see no sign of any Trolls down there... there are numerous life forms, mostly obscured by the heat from the fire, but all smaller than a Troll. There is also an Elf, lit up like a beacon, are you sure he's not the target? There seems something unusual about him.
Okay then, if your sure.
Ludvik says he's picking up some kind of trace, possibly the remains of a stealth spell. -Looks like your Troll may have fled when he saw our approach. Sorry about that, we're somewhat conspicuous.
A what?
A lake or body of water? Just a moment... yes, there is a small pool about twenty five degrees from his current position.
Ha ha ha, yeah I bet he does.
Valkyra over and out.
Alvins field report Nr 10.
Marriage contract received and signed.
Thank You Magbus. From us both. We stand at your disposal and are ready to follow your orders, to work hard for the House of Rammstein, in all things.
The Forward Observation Fort is completed but we have no portal since Lynild is gone. Gunnturun and I shall return to Fawr Bentref and leave the fort in the hands of Baron Eran's people.
An announcement from the House of Rammstein.
It is with Great Happiness and Considerable Honour that I, Vanndal of the House of Rammstein, have the Duty to inform the Ladies and Gentlemen of this Agust Sensorium, that my Brother Alvin Amadeus Rammstein has taken in marriage the hand, assets and lands of the Lady Gunnturun of the House of Sprunch. May their Union bring Prosperity and Children so that our Noble House may continue to serve Blauendal with the Stern Fortidude for which our Great Patriarch is so well known.
31.188.
Majorita and Gretchen awoke me this morning with tea and hot raison buns, to which I admonished them for wasting resources. I was slightly mollified to read some of the correspondance that had arrived durng the night though I found Vanndal's announcement of the marriage signing to be a bit lacking in explanation. Majorita explains that Vanndal feels there is no reason to dwell on the misfortunes of Baron Sprunch, but I disagree entirely, and I have had words with Vanndal to explain the situation clearly. Sprunch took against us by allowing himself to be used by Krungen and we should not feel any remorse on his account!
Regardless of it all, I shall hold a feast for when Alvin and Gunnturun return to Fawr Bentref tomorrow evening.
Rimbault's field report Nr 9.
The others have returned to Camp Sausage and the Baron is feeling better. Apparently the poison, which is spore based, can be countered by the application of grease or animal fat on the skin.
There is some talk of recruiting Volki to scout the forest in the Faierie world to see if they can locate the Trolls. Dark Fyre has left for the forest ot the south of us where we feel he thinks he may find Volki.
A Communication from Prince Draken Manzimillian Aachen von Immenrohde.
My dear Magbus. Please accept and convey my congratulations on the marriage of your brother. You must be very fond of him to allow him the pleasure of marriage without a dowry. I am advised as to the misfortunes of Baron Sprunch, and whilst I make no judgements against the Noble Baron, I feel compelled to extend a gift of a lease of land to the Bride and Groom, to be held by you in trust until such time as we return to our ancient homeland. Please accept the deeds to the Tanzenhallental slag heap.
A Communication from Prince Borius Chlodwig Faradus Aachen von Schwartzenburg.
My Dear Graff Rammstein.
Please accept the Congratulations and Best wishes from myself and my Illustrious Brother at this, your time of Family Happiness. Please accept on behalf of your Brother, a Gift of Twenty Five Thousand Crowns.
A Communication from General Tzanden Ivorius.
Dear Magbus. Congratulations my old friend and most honoured mentor. My word, you've really outdone yourself this time. I never knew you had it in you! Tell Alvin I send my regards and congratulations.
A Communication from Ivarrius Blaustein.
To Magbus of the House of Rammstein. Jolly good move old fellow. Please accept my Congratulations and a gift of Ten Thousand Crowns.
A Communication from Ezebria.
Dearest cousin. Well done, oh well done indeed. I was completely taken by surprise and I dare say so was every one else. I say Duc'Krungen not half an hour since looking shocked to his core. It made me chuckle to see him scolding his wife like some common fish monger.
Tell Alvin and Gunnturun the House of Rothenstein wishes them all the best and please accept a gift of Two Hundred and Fifty Thousand Crowns on their behalf. Its not much compared to what Sprunch should have paid you so many years ago, but it is a small token of our love and esteem.
PS. I know why you gave Alvin leave to marry and I appreciate and honour your commitment to the Interests of our Family. I shall not forget this sacrifice Magbus, nor shall Belunda.
PS. Thank you so very, very much Great Uncle Magbus -Belunda
A Communication from Melodia Stahlenburg.
Dear Magbus of the House of Rammstein. Well done and Congratulations. Please accept my gift of Ten Thousand Crowns.
A Communication from Izak Stern.
To Magbus.
Congratulations from the House of Stern.
It may interest you to know that we have this morning observed Sprunch's some what worried looking representatives being denied an interview with Duc'Krungen. I dare say the Baron is going to find his influence greatly reduced by this most unexpected move.
Please accept the gift of Ten Thousand Crowns from our House on behalf of your Brother.
A Communication from Baron Edvarius Hartzenhofer of Klunken Pass.
Dear Graff. It has been too long.
Please accept my Admiration and a Gift of Ten Thousand Crowns
A Communication from Duc'Krungen.
Congratulations on the marriage of your brother though I am surprised to see you flaunt tradition in this way. I have always counted you as an example of true sobriety and I must say your political designs bode ill for the future of our people. I hope at least you may find some happiness in your brothers decadence.
A Communication from Levinius Levin.
I dare say, congratulations are in order for the way you have played the great game. A most inspired move indeed.
Please pass my regards to Mordechai.
Mordechai's field report Nr 3.
The day has passed smoothly with many people offering small gifts and congratulations. I have received forty seven thousand crowns in gifts so far.
I went to see the people Konrad had mentioned and sure enough, they have a 3 inch mortar in fair condition and for a reasonable price. Unfortunately, they are not interested in coming to Fawr Bentref so I have had to find a crew. Konrad says he knows a fellow who might be use, an ex-gunner. Ishall attempt to recruit him tomorrow. For now I am invited to attend a soiré held by Lady Stahlenburg in Alvin's honour. I am informed that several visiting dignitories will also be present, not least Baron Hartzenhofer who has recently aligned himself with the interests of our Glorious Prince Draken.
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They left Shchjejhwan on 31.120, reckoning on 40 km / day, or 30 days to cover the 1 200 km (by road) to Caer Addoer. They would arrive around 31.150; about 20 days before the rains start (the wet season generally starts about 1 month before the solstice). This would allow them to guard the city whilst
Local news (probably at least 5 days old) was that Enemy armies had already engaged the Addoan army.














This, and the other illustrations, are the work of Viktor Vasnetsov.
There are probably only a few thousand, maybe as many as 10 000 actual Bogatyri. Then there are their retinues. The warlord Gregorius probably has a command of 50 000, and with allies, opportunists and even the people fleeing before him, he could be bringing over 100 000 down onto Shjejhwan.

A Medium Galley.
The mountains around Harryhn Vale are fairly formidable.

